{"product_id":"if-you-re-close-enough-i-ll-have-a-tea-funny-women-s-mug","title":"If You’re Close Enough… I’ll Have a Tea – Funny Women’s Mug","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eCome a little closer… perfect. Now put the kettle on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis playful tea mug features a confident sunglasses-wearing woman, a traditional floral teacup and the cheeky message: “If you’re close enough to read this, I’ll have a TEA.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for tea-loving mums, wives, girlfriends, friends and colleagues who know exactly how to delegate the important jobs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fun British gift for birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day or the office.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wotcha Wear","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic \/ White","offer_id":55688134328647,"sku":"MUG-CER-WHI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/8380\/8071\/files\/mockup-33ea081a328b6e518e13a8128e5376ed.png?v=1793717518","url":"https:\/\/wotchawear.co.uk\/products\/if-you-re-close-enough-i-ll-have-a-tea-funny-women-s-mug","provider":"Wotcha Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}